The Full Lyrics to Edelson P.C.'s Hamilton Parody

Every year, around this time, Big Law Business receives an email from a lawyer — you know who you are — asking to be interviewed for an article about the perils of the ‘office holiday party.’

Beware of the holiday party it warns: Alcohol is likely to flow, shoes may be kicked off on makeshift dance floors and office romances and dramas may suddenly bloom — if all that sounds like a recipe for litigation, test passed, you are indeed a lawyer.

Thankfully, such warnings generally pass unnoticed.

This year, the plaintiff’s law firm Edelson, best-known for suing tech industry giants such as ...